Dangerously Good Cake
"Marty, did you leave Rhys in the bathtub alone?"
"No."
"Well, I just noticed that there's some more cake missing."
"I ate a piece while I was feeding him dinner. I like cake, but not enough to endanger the life of my son for it."
"Well, I was just checking, because if you did, I wasn't going to make cake anymore."
